Are you writing about me? Really?

I’m honored.
Oh — sorry. But…but…. Okay — the story features one of my distant relatives — obedient, brave, and heroic!
I like it already.
Lower price! Oh, please human — give it a try. You know you like stories with happy endings. Sweet romance sounds wonderful to my ears — and you know my ears are the best in the family.
Ozzie’s all excited to have you check out Seed of Desire — a sweet romance set in the fictitious village of Crystal Springs, WI.