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Historical Tale

It was a dark and stormy night.

No! Actually it was a foggy, misty morning on Lake Champlain.

The British navy sought American vessels to sink. This was during the War of 1812, long before radar. (I’m not sure how effective radar would show wooden ships. Perhaps if they had a copper sheathed hull???) The English naval officer spied it. Can you picture him, looking through his glass as the mist hangs heavy over the surface of the lake? It’s the proper size. The shape is obscured by the fog. Best to strike first.

He orders the guns to fire a salvo. The shots fly out. Smoke from the cannonade is added to the mist.

No response from the “American ship”. The officer checks his glass again. The enemy has not moved. It’s not afire. They adjust sail to come closer.

"The Enemy" We've neutralized the rock, Captain.
“The Enemy”
We’ve neutralized the rock, Captain.
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A Fowl Tale

My introduction to vaccinating animals did not begin in a vet’s office holding a dear pet. Rather, it occurred the year my father decided to build a new chicken coop and increase the flock of hens.

The spring and summer were normal. We purchased 600 chicks early in the season and did all the same things we’d done for 100 or 200 the year before. Just on a larger scale. While the laying hens (last year’s chicks) remained confined in the old building, my father built a new, larger coop, with a small room at one end intended for feed storage.

Late in the summer the laying hens sickened, one symptom being ugly scars forming on their combs. We called the vet. He diagnosed chicken pox. (I learned many years later the actual name was fowl pox.) Note to all non-farm people: sick chickens lay fewer eggs, sale of their eggs was the reason to raise them, the idea was to make a profit.

The preventative measure was to vaccinate the young birds. This involved catching them twice – once in their outside pen and roosts, and again in the small room of the new coop. This is a chore that must begin after dusk. You want the chickens to be settled for the night. Now, they were away from the other buildings at this point, away from our one yard/security light.

My parents, one brother, and I caught, carried, caught again, and handled chickens for hours. The needle, with an end like a small two-tined fork, held a small bubble of vaccine and mother inserted it near the base of a wing while dad held the bird. My brother and I caught and passed the animals to dad as the increased numbers of vaccinated chickens explored their new home around us.

At the end of it all, dad looked at the sky and walked to the barn for morning milking. Me? I think I went to the house for a nap.

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A Feline Tale

Every farm needs a few cats.

They are like a good, multi-purpose accessory. They provide picturesque atmosphere. They entertain children – small and large. And when left to roam the farm at will — all important rodent control.

We had a compact farm, small dairy herd, and only a few cats at a time.  The milk cows received a ration of ground grain morning and evening. In this old-fashioned barn, a metal barrel stood in the corner and we’d dump one or two burlap sacks of feed into it, then dispense it with a small pail, some to each animal.

One day my brother dumped a sack of feed into the barrel and exposed a mouse. We thought fast and scooped up a half-grown kitten, not an adult hunter. It was a face off for the first several seconds. The mouse had no escape. The kitten was intrigued by this animal, very similar to lunch brought in by mother.

An extended paw. A small pounce. A skill learned. We lifted the cat, with dinner firm in her jaws, out of the metal barrel.

Every farm needs a few cats. Out in the barn. Catching mice.

Rodent Patrol
Rodent Patrol

Go to the Starr Tree Farm page of this web site for information on my August 5 release from Crimson Romance.

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Overlapping Eras

Historical eras seldom have sharp edges. Rather they flow one into another, with edges smudging and overlapping.  My brother, only a few years older than I, tells of one such incident.

Threshing time on Wisconsin farms at the mid-twentieth century was one of the most hectic of the year. Grain, usually oats but occasionally a little wheat or barley, needed to be dry for the threshing process. Translate this to hot late August days.

It was on one of these days when my brother went with our father, mostly as observer due to his age.

The belt running the threshing machine that day was powered by a steam engine — one of the final years for that system. Teams of horses pulled wagons of grain sheaves in from the field but shared the task with a tractor or two. It made for an old-fashioned scene. The hiss of steam, slap of heavy moving belts, restless horses, and gasoline engines.

Suddenly one of the men prodded my brother to look up into the sky.

There, as a symbol of things to come, two jet contrails formed an artificial cloud.

The steam engines and teams of horses are confined to “antique” demonstrations now. Threshing machines have been replaced by large combines that take standing grain and skip the steps of cutting, binding, shocking, loading, and hauling to a central place. Jet airplanes are common place now – for military, passenger, and freight.

The eras lapped against each other that hot August afternoon.

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A Tale to Sing

Ballad. A narrative poem of strongly marked rhythm suitable for singing.

My oldest brother brought one of these home from camp. He brought dozens of stories and even a songbook home also. The ones my other brother and I latched on to were the silly ones. You know the type – the ones your mother finds you singing or reciting and walks away shaking her head.

I’ve not happened upon this one again. So let me introduce you to the theme contained in Johnny LeBec.

In the first verse and chorus we are introduced to Johnny LeBec, the owner of a wonderful sausage machine.

In the second verse “all the neighbors cats and dogs disappear” and we have a chorus about the wonderful sausage machine.

In the third verse Johnny is fixing his sausage machine late one night when his wife begins sleepwalking. No chorus is necessary.

Are all the parents reading this shaking their heads is dismay?

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Spring Project

What did you do today?

Did you go to a job with wages? I hope it was one that you enjoy (most days that is — we all have a bummer once in a while).

Did you do a project around the house? Cleaning, repairs, yard work can all be useful, even healthy activities.

Recently my own answer to would be “I’m on a reading binge.” I suppose, as binges go this is better than some – no calories, quiet for the neighbors. And if I want to tug the description into a more positive shape I could say I worked on a project.

Long ago I read (of course) that the best preparation to be a writer is to be a reader. Our family read a wide variety. Our community lacked a public library when I was a child, but our home held magazines, books, and more books borrowed from the school library (except for the summer). Reading laid the groundwork for my second career even as the biographies of Clara Barton and Louis Pasteur fed my science interest for my first career.

I’ll leave you now. I’m off to read. Feed my habit. Work on my project.

Recent and current reading choices.
Recent and current reading choices.
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Dad’s Tall Tale

Books and magazines were as common as potatoes in the house I grew up in. But not all stories were limited to the printed word.

Come back in time with me. Imagine you are about four, supper is over, and your father has been helping a friend on his farm that day.

“Tell me a story. About the bear.”

Dad takes you on his lap, sets his cigarette in the glass ashtray and begins.

            I was fencing, up on Hughie’s farm, way back in the woods.  It’s the fence that marks the line at the end of his property.  Well, I was working, attaching the wire to a new post I’d just set when I heard something crashing around in the brush.

         I stood up and looked.  It was a bear.  The biggest bear I’d ever seen.  He stood up and towered over me.  His paws were as large as a dinner plate.  His eyes were as big as saucers.

I opened my eyes wide and held my breath as my father described the bear.

           The bear reached out for me, scooped me up and pushed me into his mouth whole.  Swallowed me down in one piece, just like the whale did to Jonah. 

            Well, there I was.  It was dark, very dark.  I was all pushed together inside of him, his stomach juices moistened my clothes and started to tickle my skin.  I knew I had to do something.  And I had to do it quick.

            My hand found the pliers in my pocket.  I pulled it out and reached deep into the dark inside of the bear.  In a little bit I found what I was searching for, the inside of his tail.  I fastened the pliers unto it, counted to three, and jerked with all my might.

            Suddenly I was flying through the air and landed on the ground with a thud.

            The bear, well, he was laying a little ways away, turned inside out.

Years later, long after I moved away from home, I found similar stories in print as folk tales. They brought a smile and a short laugh. But they lacked the power and emotion of a story told to a child on a parent’s lap.